But wait…
Porn doesn’t care about YOU.
It doesn’t care if you lose your job.
It doesn’t care if you catch an STD.
It doesn’t care if you lose your marriage.
It doesn’t care if you are hurting.
It doesn’t care if you can’t deal with the pain.
It doesn’t care if you still want something more.
It doesn’t care if it chews you up and spits you out.
It doesn’t care if it DESTROYS you.
Now truthfully, can you say you love porn?
It doesn’t love you.
Scarlet Johansson & Megan Fox Will Never Sleep With You. Tiger Woods? Maybe.
Lets face it, a few weeks ago Scott Brown’s chances of winning were about as high as my being invited to an orgy with Scarlet Johansson, Megan Fox, and Tiger Woods. But then again, politics makes for strange bedfellows. You are watching THE HERMIT WITH DAVIS FLEETWOOD.
An unremorseful truck owner auctioning off his daughter’s defeats a mealy mouthed walking apology. A cipher looses to a tea bagger. In other words, the quintessence of the democratic party and the republican party square off to decide who will be the heir to Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat and I – a both a resident of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and of the Imperial Empire of The United States of America am supposed to be upset when Martha Coakly can’t go to Washington and deliver the big fat windfall for health care insurance companies masquerading health care reform?
This is what we’ve come to?
Try to digest this daily dose of irony folding back in on itself: insiders in the Republican Party are quietly disappointed that Brown won. Why? Because, according to the astute analysis laid out before the special election by former West Wing staffer Lawrence O’Donnell:
Scott Brown will destroy the Democrats’ plan to pass health care reform. But he will also destroy the Republicans’ not-so-secret plan to pass health care reform.
O’Donnell explains that while the Republicans tried to look obstructionist to the media and tea baggers and closet white supremacists everywhere, Republican leader Mitch McConnell entered a unanimous consent agreement with Harry Reid about how to proceed on the health care bill. meaning in essence, that it was going to make it impossible for Republicans to amend the bill and would put it on a fast track toward passage.
I repeat – the Republican put the bill on a fast track towards passage.
And why not? What we now call Obama care looks a helleva a lot like the plan we have in Massachusetts, instituted by a Republican Governor during a time when, you guessed it, Scott Brown was a State Senator. Mandating coverage is not a liberal idea; it is a boon to Wall Street portfolios brimming with health care insurance stocks.
The GOP’s plan, hatched at a time when Scott Brown was in fact the snowball and the reality you live in was in fact hell, was to pass the ObamaCare bill and then use “repeal it, repeal it!” as the rally cry for the 2010 midterm elections.
In other words, something was actually going to get done in Washington, but it was not what the Democrats wanted. Nor was it what the Republicans wanted; something was gong to get done in Washington, for once on a way, precisely because no one wanted it to happen.
When you people finally wake up and realize it is all a game, the even the very astute writer cited in this video,
Are you beginning to understand that you never win at 3 card Monty. And when the Ace of diamonds doesn’t come up, after you have studied the cards again and again just to plunk down your $100 and you loose, only to realize that everyone around you, the dealer, the high rollers, the winners, the losers, that the Lawrence O’Donnell I cite earlier in this piece was not a staffer in The White House’s West Wing, but on NBC’s West Wing, what do you do? That everyone is in on the shell game, everyone but you- and the game is breaking up, and all of the actors are scattering in different directions. Who do you chase?
What do you do?
Commiserate with Keith Olberman? Or Google pictures of Scarlet Johansson and Megan Fox?
So, I am watching a porn right now. Needless to say, I got a little excited and grabbed D and brought him to the bedroom. A little of me sucking his dick, a little of him fingering me later and I’m on top of him fucking the hell out of him. Suddenly, he farts, I belch, we both are laughing our asses off and the sex ends prematurely.
*giggles* It’s real life peole.
I don’t know why I was compelled to write this for reasons other than: not all sex is pretty and romantic. Real life sex is messy, loud and smelly. It’s filled with strange sounds, smells and liquids. It often ends with one or both parties having to use furniture and the walls to walk and most often ends with me and D needing to shower to clean up properly.
And, being of open minds, there is also reasons why our bathroom sink and often the bedroom sink as well (we have a little bureau between the bathroom and walk in closet that has a vanity and sink in it 
) is covered with sex toys LOL At one point I think we had 6 sex toys…5 vaginal and one anal..oh no…4 vaginal and 2 anal 
The thing of it is, and it’s thinking of all this while I’m writing it that makes me realize it. It’s moments like the one D and I had that really cause/create the comfort and ease of being together that couples should have. The knowledge that things like that happen in real life. That not everything is roses and incense. Real life, just like real sex, is full of funny smells and sounds, squidgey liquids and odd noises. It’s all part of life, and at times it/they create those moments in life that you remember forever.
I want to lay on a bed of white satin sheets with rose petals scattered about while I feel my soft naked skin against the delicious coolness of the sheets. My thighs slightly parting, my pretty feet sliding up and down the length of the bed until my knees are slightly bent. I take my hands and brush them down my neck, past my luscious breasts and down my stomach. I can feel the warmth from the top of my pussy, I want to tease myself. The candles are lit, setting off a sexy seductive glow and I imagine you standing there with my wet worn panties, wrapping them around your hard cock to stroke while you watch me touching this beautiful pussy.
Walk towards the bed and let me watch you being naughty with my Dirty panties. I’ll watch you as I slip two fingers deep inside my tight aching hole. I’m going to slowly finger fuck myself while you show me how you use my panties when I’m not around you dirty boy. Mmmm, I pull my fingers out glistening with my juices and hold them up to you to lick clean…I know what you can lick next…
Thinking about you joining me on that bed of satin is even more stimulating than being alone on it, and it’s got me all wet baby. Give me a call soon…I will be laying here waiting!
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Supersex for Life sees the return of renowned sexpert Tracey Cox, who this time focuses her proven skills on keeping the lust alive in long-term relationships. In her own inimitable style, which is both refreshingly honest and eminently practical, Tracey explores the reasons why passion fades with each passing anniversary. She confronts the issue head on, looking at the real reasons stopping people from having great sex long-term, giving readers fresh insights into their own sex lives.
Penguin Books Australia – Supersex for Life: The Great Sex Guide for Long-Term Lovers by Tracey Cox.
Life sucks. It’s hard. Relationships are hard. Marriage is hard. So very hard. No greater challenge can face a person than taking to lives and making one out of them.
So how do we know when we are right, wrong, or out of line? What measuring stick do we use to decide what we put up with and what is too much?
In every relationship only the people in it can make truly weigh what is happening and make the “tough” decisions. But what they think and do is affected by what they think, or the influences in their lives.
Answer one, or all of these questions. Tell me what you think, start discussion. Don’t just read this and than click away. Be part of it.
Los Angeles, CA
January 2, 2009
Adult Film Star, under her production company Taryn It Up Entertainment, to create Series based on popular Reality Television Series
Adult Film Star Taryn Thomas will begin production on Jersey Shore XXX, the adult film parody to what is currently the most popular reality television series. AVN Award-winning director Jim Enright is set to direct the series.
A native Jersey girl, Taryn Thomas saw an incredible opportunity upon flipping through the channels, coming to a stop on MTV’s current reality series. “Back in November, I announced on my twitter page I was going to a Jersey Shore Adult film parody that would be the biggest and best parody. I bought the domain JerseyShoreXXX.com, opened a Jersey Shore XXX twitter account, and began casting.”
During this time, numerous adult production companies approached Taryn to star in the parody version they were looking to produce. “My crew and I had already begun production in Seaside Heights, very close to where the actual show is produced. It was news to me that we had to speed up production to finish this before anyone else does. Upon our return from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, we will announce our distribution plans, and unleash my masterpiece of what you only wish MTV would show!”
Growing up in New Jersey, Thomas spent almost every summer of her life in Seaside Heights. “It only makes sense that an Italian Guidette from New Jersey would shoot this parody!”
Upon leaving New Jersey, Taryn Thomas made the move to Porn Valley toward the end of 2004 and dove headlong into the hardcore world. She rapidly became one the hottest commodities in the industry, popping up on scores of box covers and by 2006 garnering nods for such lofty awards as AVN and XRCO Best New Starlet, and later in the year winning the F.A.M.E. award for Dirtiest Girl in Porn.
Cast List:
Taryn Thomas – Snooki
Veronica Rayne – JWOWW
Richelle Ryan – Angelina
Dylan Ryder – Sammi Sweetheart
Rocco Reed – The Situation
TJ Cummings – Pauly D
Memphis Blake – Ronnie
Johnny Castle – Vinnie
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This is the second Jersey Shore parody to be announced, a few days ago Zero Tolerance announced their pre-production on ‘Jersey Whores.’
